SHOULD YOU TAKE AN FKK CLUB TOUR?
A good question that we hear frequently. The question is actually, “Is a tour right for you?” If you’ve never been on a paid tour, then seek out opinions from those who have had the experience. One can only give a valid opinion on things they have personally done. Find someone who you can verify has been on a tour and ask them about their experience. People drive all the time, but if you’ve never taken a professional course how do you know you won’t benefit until you’ve completed one?
The short answer is “YES”, but it’s not for everyone. The long answer is, “Read on”.
Are you someone who travels best alone, on your own terms? Is money a big issue to you to the point that you’d sleep in your car or at a youth hostel? Do you have odd sleep habits and stay up till 5am or get out of bed at 2pm? Do you like to get drunk, party loud and create a scene? Then “NO”, an organized tour may not be for you. There are a million ways to cut corners and we’re aware of most of them. So, if you answered YES to any of the above then maybe a group tour is not for you.
What we offer is a no nonsense, no worry package deal that includes your hotel and transportation (except airfare), paid by major credit card (no foreign exchange fees), with professional fluent English and German speaking guide/driver. Not someone who speaks English as a second language, or who discovered a club a few years ago, went a few times and now is a self proclaimed expert. We’ll provide a professional who has decades of personal experience with the actual club owners, staff and women. Expertise gained from experience, not from reading second hand info on the internet. You’ll know this the moment you enter a club with your guide and see how they’re treated and greeted. We helped get the clubs to open their doors to non-locals a decade ago. We’ve built a reputation with the clubs and women via trust, respect and discretion.
You’ll get answers from the source to all your questions, whether it be club history, rules, culture, proper etiquette or who the players are. Too many false rumors exist. We’ve heard it all, like “A Russian owns this club”, when in fact that is totally false. However we can see how people like to make things up, pretending to be knowledgeable.
Here are the main points to consider:
- Don’t act like the newbie – Someone who is prone to make all the common mistakes and ask the wrong questions. In any club you visit, you’ll notice the newbies climbing stairs, opening doors and doing things they’re not supposed to do. By trial and error, they often venture into restricted areas, which results in them getting lectured by staff. You’ll get a walk through by our expert guides, who will explain it all and more in plain English. Remember, you’re in a foreign country with it’s own culture, manners and rules. Many regular tourists make these mistakes constantly and don’t even realize it, but staff and the women notice, which leaves a negative impression about you.
- Public transportation – such as taxis, trains and buses. Be prepared to walk, be limited by operational times and high taxi fares. Due to the EU expansion, taxi rip offs have increased. We can give you information on a local German P.D. that investigates them. Remember, with the influx of questionable new immigrants, many are driving taxis and see you as an easy target. Even taxis waiting in front of the clubs can’t always be trusted. Take care while walking late at night in poorly lit areas. Germany is not what it was a decade ago. Unlike taxis, which often make a commission of 10 euros or more for bringing you to their favorite club, we get no commission. If anything, clubs give our guides free entry because they see us so often and we bring them a steady stream of high quality guests. A trouble free guest who knows the rules, rates and layout. No newbie issues or problems with the women. Remember, taxies take you to where they make more money, not the best clubs. We want you to have the best time so we take you where you’ll have the best experience.
- Driving in Europe is not the same as it is in the US. Speed limits are constantly changing, roads are narrower and the rules are different. While Americans tend to keep to the right, Europeans keep to the left and violating this simple rule may cost you your life. Over the years, we’ve learned of auto deaths of Americans who thought there was no difference, only to be rear ended or found driving in the wrong direction.
- Not everyone speaks English. Hearing people claim this goes against our experience. Often, we witness the person who really does not care if people understand as long as they appear to listen. We hear it all the time from women and staff who say they have no idea what that person was saying. Yet, because they did not say “We don’t understand” they claim they understood. Communications in a non-native tongue are rarely 100% and this is how misunderstandings start. Our guides are fluent in German, can point you to the right women and the women who really do understand. We’re about first hand info we gather ourselves.
- Trouble free travel, no worries. Get off the plane, go through customs and walk a few minutes to meet your guide. We also provide world wide messaging to our guests so they’re always in touch with their guide and driver. Before you travel, during your stay and afterwards. No planning needed, no hotel bookings to worry about, no transportation restrictions or worries. On the last day we return you to the same spot a few minutes from check in to your flight. All you need to think about is the great times you had with the best women and your new found travel companions.
- Sitting alone at a club is not fun.
It helps to have a built-in verified friends network, English speakers from your culture and country. Sure, they claim you can meet other mongers at the clubs, but do you really know who you’re meeting? Many of our guests claim that, besides the women, some of the best times are with the group during the drive and at the club between sessions. A group tour is all about the camaraderie among members, which often results in the same people attending future tours together.
- Group power means fewer chances of issues and rip offs. While our guide will do his best to steer you clear of known problem women and clubs, the fact that you’re with a known group increases your odds. Women quickly learn that if they offer substandard service to a group member the rest of the group will hear about it, which results in less business, whereas if a girl provides great service for one guest other group members will want to try her. Remember, if a provider thinks you’re a one time tourist she may not provide good service because you will likely never see her again, while with locals who are frequent guests, providing good service is a way to build a repeat business.
- Find out which girls to avoid. Every club has a few of them and this can happen anywhere the hobby is found. The woman who offers totally unprotected services to everyone might be a draw for some; however, the added risk may come back to haunt them when they wake up the next day with an STD. Most of the other women know exactly who the problem women are, and if you’re seen with her they may refuse to service you for fear of being infected. We’re constantly updating our database with info as to which girls offer what services. Sometimes women find this out from other customers or when a two girl party takes place.
- Clubs, girls and owners love us thus they offer us exclusive discount entry to some of the clubs, as well as special deals and attention unknown guests never receive. We get better service at the entrance, in locker locations, bar services and food because of who we are and what we do. This has taken years to develop. You’ll be in the best of hands and the women pay attention to who our guests are because we’ve been bringing the best guests for over 2 decades.
- We’ve been in business for over two decades and if we ripped people off or did not offer excellent services it would be written about all over the internet. While the majority of our guests become appreciated repeat members who enjoy inside info, detailed private monthly emails, frequent traveler discounts and special services, some people don’t fit the tour group mold. Ask yourself if what we offered was not worth it, or we had no guests, then how do you explain the longevity of our business?
- Getting your information off the web can be a minefield because you don’t actually know who posted it or if it’s factual. Clubs and women found out long ago that false reports can steer guests their way or away from their competition. Not even the forums know who’s posting or whether they can just guess and assume the accuracy of the information. Because we’re at the clubs so often, we gather up-to-date, accurate info by making personal repeat trips to each club and finding out for ourselves what’s going on. Read a glowing report about a club or girl that makes you want to visit? We hear this constantly from guests who believe they know better from reading such reports. You need to take what you read with a grain of salt in today’s world because many posters have ulterior motives, much like the hackers today that post false news.
- There will always be imitators as to what we offer. We love what we do and we found a way to do it for a living. To us, that’s true success; we excel in what we do by providing the very finest service and information. Beware of those who copy and paste our web text; they’re all about stealing and copying, not spending the time to know it and live it. Anyone can offer you a hotel room, house or ride to the club and even a low ball rate, but in the end you get what you pay for. Take care when dealing with people who don’t offer full payment via credit card or who ask for a lump sum of cash when you arrive.
- Rejected entry? While some people will claim this never happens, at the better clubs it does. It’s not always about color or race. We get you in when normally you’d be refused. Now, after the recent law changes, clubs and women are even more cautious about with whom they do business. Fearing internet posting, photography and undesirables, the world is changing and so is the way everyone does business. Don’t be a NOBODY when you visit the best clubs, be special when you travel with us.
- We were first. We found the clubs back in the late 80’s and had to do it all on our own, without GPS, cell phones and with very basic internet. Back then, clubs ran ads in just a very few odd publications. Most clubs were picky about who they let in and some even hid behind memberships. We can tell you stories of guys refused entry for wearing the wrong clothes. Back then, most people you told about the GFE services and low prices of Germany thought it was too good to be true. Especially when legal, paid sex in the US was $200 or more and from less attractive, older women. Plus, the legal aspect of it and the huge variety of women that could be found was hard to believe. Germany’s clubs are great because of standards, rules and legality. Knowing them and learning it all from an experienced source makes more sense.
- What we did previously and found out the hard way. Even then, we found it was more fun to visit with a group and therefore did it with friends. Thus, FKK TOUR was born and while many claimed it was impossible, stating the clubs would never allow it, we overcame and conquered all obstacles. We did what no one else was able to do; gain their trust just like we hope you’ll allow us to do for you. We’ve visited the clubs alone, we’ve done it on the cheap and “No, sleeping in your car even in the summer is out of the question”. While we come to Germany for the women, the best times can be had with a great group of trusted friends who you’ll instantly make after joining one of our tours. Plus, trouble free travel, a comfortable, safe place to sleep and a knowledgeable guide who speaks both English and German.
- Recent Testimonial 2017 June “ Some of the best memories are with the group at a local hangout before or after visiting the clubs. Certainly, going with someone who is in with the locals and knows their way around is a huge plus. We enjoyed the drives because our guide knew the best, most scenic routes. Plenty of Kodak moments and even some cool walking tours. We wasted no time, always being at the right clubs at the right times and avoiding wasted time. In fact, we were shown other adult related attractions like Red Light districts, Trailer sex, Apartments and specialty locations as well. Not a dull moment and no boring times alone. I think the same statement about going to court, “The man who represents himself has a fool for a client”, applies to going to Germany to enjoy this hobby. It’s obvious there are numerous pitfalls, things you need to know and even concepts were taught which greatly enhanced my visit and skills. Yes there is an angle and method to picking the women and it’s not by reading reports on the web. In fact, I found much of that misleading and out of date. Did I mention I laughed a lot during the entire tour as our guide had a great sense of humor? Thank you. I’ll be back soon. GM USA
Finally, you can read our other testimonials, which speak for themselves. Ultimately, you can decide based on what unknown people claim on the internet, or you can learn first hand from the most experienced and knowledgeable people in the business. Some of our best guests claim we’re the “ultimate wingman” to guiding you and watching your back.
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